很搞笑的ＣＳ

[b][font=Arial][size=2]很搞笑的ＣＳ
[/size][/font][/b]。我曾经是一名普通的CS战士，我有着崇高的理想！



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3。但总的来说我还是个有为的上进青年，平时我有很多爱好，譬如喜欢下棋。

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4。当然有时候利用业余时间也搞点副业，赚点外快！

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看帖要回，是您对我最大的支持．谢谢！

5。不过我养的鸡给组织上放了卫星，组织上决定升我的官，哈哈！

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6。CS战友都说我平步青云了，将一发不可收拾了

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7。得到楼上的顶后，我也很卖力，在自己的本职工作上我丝毫不放松，出生入死不忘宣传国家基本国策。

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8。这时候，我认识了她..........，虽然我老是恶作剧地作弄她…….

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9。但是，在我表白的时候，她接受了我的玫瑰花，我陶醉了....

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10。可是快乐永远是短暂的。在一次行动中我出了点意外！这是我人生的重大转折点。

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11。那次意外之后我发现自己变了，对女人再没有了兴趣，却喜欢看一些…….

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12。我越来越严重了

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13。我甚至在行动中趁土匪没法反抗的时候，骚扰他们！我彻底完蛋了！！

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14。因为我虐待战俘，土匪的老大决定和我们决斗――是群殴型的。

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15。而我那天心情不好，出去钓鱼了

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16。等我回来得时候发现我的战友全挂了！

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17。我决定为战友报仇，设发挖了条地道想直通他们总部！

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18。可是没想到地道的尽头竟然是他们的牢房，郁闷

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19。还好，牢头和我的关系不错，我们平时很有共同爱好。。。。

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20。其实他也是一个GAY，大家都看不起他。

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21。大家可以想象我们的感情是终会爆发的。在一个无聊的下午，他向我提出了交往。。。。