一个十岁的小学生发现五年级的数学实在是他这一生中最难的功课。举凡家教、同学、CD教学片、教科书，但都没用。
最後父母决定把孩子转进私立小学，不是普通的私立小学，而是一所天主教学校。
开学的第一天来临了，小家伙开始向着伟大的陌生世界冒险。那天放学回来後，他走过父母亲面前，迳自回房把门关起来。
辛苦工作了两个小时，出来吃个饭就又直接回到楼上，认真的做功课直到就寝。
这样的模式一天继续一天，直到第一次发成绩单。
那天，这孩子走进家门，把信封丢在餐桌上，就迳自回房做功课。他父母亲打开成绩单，让他们惊奇的是数学成绩居然是A。
他们欣喜万分地冲上儿子的房间，为他的进步激动不已。「是那些修女吗？」爸爸问。
「不是。」儿子回答。
「是课前的祷告吗？」妈妈问。「不是。」 「是教科书、老师、还是课程安排？」爸爸问。
「不，不是。」
「喔！那麽，是什麽原因呢？」妈妈问。
「是这样的，进学校的第一天，我看见一个人被钉在加号上面，我知道.....他们是玩真的。」

哈哈哈。

:em68: 寒一个

强

附个英文版的：

Little Tommy was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centres, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.

After the first day, little Tommy came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room & started studying. Books & papers were spread out all over the room and little Tommy was hard at work. His mother was amazed.

She called him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he was done he marched back to his room without a word and in no time he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for sometime, day after day while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.

Finally, little Tommy brought home his report card. He quietly layed it on the table and went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his mom looked at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in maths. She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said"Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy looked at her and shook his head, no.

"Well then" she replied"was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT was it?" Little Tommy looked at her and said"Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around.

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呵呵呵,太好笑了,尤其是最后一句,画龙点睛