Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
　　gentlemen.
　　美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
　　Question: How can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
　　美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
　　（Applause! Applause!)
　　（鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
　　Question: How can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the
　　show is over.
　　新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
　　Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
　　（鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
　　问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
　　伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
　　Question: How can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
　　伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
　　（Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
　　（鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
　　

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
　　菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
　　Question: How can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
　　菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
　　（Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
　　（鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
　　

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
　　马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车（马来西亚国产车)。
　　Question: How can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
　　马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬（造型类似HONDA)其实很软（一撞就变形)。
　　（Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
　　（鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)

最经典的出场了，请看下面

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
　　问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
　　Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
　　中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
　　Question: How can you say so?
　　问：为什么呢？
　　Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
　　中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……

经典

呵呵，真的吗？

MS China is cool.