男人是什么 (What are men?) 转贴

For all those men who say, why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little
sausage.

1. Men are like...[COLOR="Black"]Laxatives[/COLOR].....They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like..[COLOR="black"]Bananas[/COLOR].. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like....[COLOR="black"]Weather.[/COLOR] Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like.....[COLOR="black"]Blenders... [/COLOR]You need one, but you're not quite sure
why.
5. Men are like....[COLOR="black"]Chocolate Bars[/COLOR]....Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
right for your hips.
6. Men are like..[COLOR="black"]Commercials[/COLOR]....You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like [COLOR="black"]Department Stores....[/COLOR]Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like....[COLOR="black"]Government Bonds[/COLOR]....They take sooooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like....[COLOR="black"]Mascara[/COLOR]. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ...[COLOR="black"]Popcorn.[/COLOR] They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..[COLOR="black"]Snowstorms...[/COLOR]You never know when they'are coming how
many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like....[COLOR="black"]Lava Lamps[/COLOR]...Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like [COLOR="black"]Parking Spots[/COLOR]....All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.

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经典的评论。。。喜剧效果阿~~:rolleyes:

Dont worry, dear, you will find a good one.