前台小姐用英语逼死美国人的绝妙对白
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核心提示：逗坏我了！
刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

前台小姐:“hello.”
美国人:“hi.”
前台小姐:“you have what thing?”
美国人:“can you speak english?”
前台小姐:“if inot speak english,i am speaking what?”
美国人:“can anybody else speak english?”
前台小姐:“you yourself look .all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go!”
美国人:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐:“shout what shout,quiet alittle,you one arth have what thing?”
美国人:“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“head not zai.you tomorrow come!”
美国人吐血。。。

太牛了 呵呵