西方对中国说 1
　　
　　西方对中国说: 你的人民币要升值
　　西方对中国说: 你的人权记录要改善
　　西方对中国说: 你的政治制度是不合理的
　　西方对中国说: 你的市场要开放
　　中国对西方说: 兄弟们, 你们懂的真多啊! 不过人上火就会消化不良, 这个你知道吗?
　　
　　西方对中国说 2
　　
　　西方对中国说:我管你一年吃喝,做为交换,你要砍掉两根手指给我
　　中国说:那明年呢?
　　西方说:明年也一样,管一年吃喝,你交给我两根手指.我可保你五年吃喝不愁.
　　中国说:那五年以後呢?
　　西方说:天哪! 你连脚趾都不要了吗? 太好了! 所以我说, 你是最民主的, 人权记录是最好的.
　　
　　西方对中国说 3
　　西方对世界舆论大谈<<中国威胁论>>.
　　中国对西方说: 我威胁你们什麽了?
　　西方说: 当我再也不能随便威胁你的时侯. 你对於我来说就是最大的威胁.
　　
　　西方对中国说 4
　　西方对中国说: 解放军的军备发展太快, 已远超出自身防御所需了, 这会给世界带来威胁.
　　中国对西方说: 我们要怎麽做才能让你们放心呢?
　　西方对中国说: 最好的办法是让解放军全面换装, 陆军可配发大刀与长矛,
　　海军是技术兵种可以考虑在机帆船上架几门迫击炮, 至於空军吗, 现在是商务时代 不流行空战了, 买波音和空客的客机就好了. 如能照此办理, <<中国威胁论>>自消.
　　
　　1840那一年西方用舰炮让近代的中国人第一次感到了疼痛,
　　1900那一年西方实际拥有了在中国抢劫的自由.
　　1953那一年我们不再仰望西方.
　　
　　火炬传递遇到最大阻力的两个国家, 是1840年炮击虎门的那两个国家.
　　
　　对现今中国人权和自由最不满意的国家, 是1900年在北京烧杀抢劫的那八个国家.
　　
　　最喜欢讲<<中国威胁论>>的国家, 就是1953年在板门店与志愿军代表签署停战协定的那十六国, 及另外四个间接参与的国家.
　　
　　500年来, 西方在世界各地一次次点燃战争的烈炎. 500年後, 却不能容忍一支象徵和平的火炬

西方最好闭嘴....

我们不是1990年的日本,要人民币随便升值,又让你美国索罗斯再在中国股市楼市捞一把呀???别傻了....

人权记录?? 为什么黑人在西方国家歧视啊?? 人权在哪??

政治制度? 不见得全世界的国家都是资本主义国家....不要资本主义,中国一样繁荣...

　　
The west says to China: Your Chinese currency needs appreciation /revaluation.
The west says to China: Your human right record needs to be improved.
The west says to China: Your political system is not appropriate.
The west says to China: Your market should be open to all.
China replies to the west: You bros know so much!? But if the balance of your body is destroyed by heat, you don't digest well, you know this? (of course the west doesn't get it, because it's a Chinese thing!----translator's notes)


The west says to China2:　

The west says to China: I give you food for one year, and you pay me back two of your fingers for that.
China replies to the west: what about next year?
The west says to China: Same thing next year. Your two fingers for 1-year food. I can guarantee you 5 years of food!
China replies to the west: then what after the 5 years?
The west says to China: oh my god you don't even want to keep your toes? That's great! That's why i always say you are democratic and have the best human rights record.

(the west says "what fingers i don't get you at all". well, you are putting huge amounts of corporations in China, giving out almost no salaries to those working-like-dogs, and leaving pollutions and taking away resources, that's our lost fingers, for the living. did we have an alternative choice to avoid this, when we have so many poor people struggling to survive? ------ translator's notes)



The west says to China3:

The west blahs to the public about "China Threat".
China says to the west: did or do i ever threaten you?
The west replies to China: when i can not threaten you as I wish any more, you become my biggest threat.

　　
The west says to China4:

The west says to China: The gear of your People's Liberation Army is developing too fast, far from enough to protect China itself. It will bring threat to the world.
China replies to the west: So what can we do to reassure you?
The west says to China: The best solution is to let PLA have whole new gears. Knives and spears are good for land forces, for technical navy you can have several cannons on the motor boats. As for air force,see since air fight is no more popular, Boeing and Airbus are good to use. China threat will no longer exists if you do these.
　　


In 1840, the west used their cannonade to let modern Chinese people start to suffer from outside.
In 1900, the west freely plundered China.
In 1953, we are not afraid of the west any more.

The two countries where our Torch Relay meets the biggest resistance, are the same two countries which bombarded China in 1840.

The countries that are most unhappy about Chinese human rights and freedom,are the same 8 countries which burned, killed, raped and robbed Beijing in 1900.

The countries talks the most about "China threat", are the same 16 countries which signed armistice agreement in 1953, along with 4 other countries which were enrolled indirectly.

For the past 500 years, the west lit up the flames of war times and times again. Today, the same west, will not to accept a Torch that stands for peace.



(my bf helped me to improve it too, he told me that westerners won't get it if i don't add the notes. )

这个文章写得不错！有见地！

不过人上火就会消化不良？

if the internal heat is imbalanced, will cause you indigestion.这个翻译我也不敢说对！

小的地方也无所谓吧。能理解就可以了！

人权是什么狗屁东西啊？拿出来给我看看啊！~

真的讲人权的人，是从不把人权挂在嘴边的，这叫做好事不留名。

还有一句话叫说到不如做到，SB西方人自己做不到还敢叉腰向我们叫嚣。

让咱中国人鄙视了，自己还不知道，还接着乐和！

唉。。。到底谁才是最可悲的种族啊？！~

[quote name='icywho']　　
The west says to China: Your Chinese currency needs appreciation /revaluation.
The west says to China: Your human right record needs to be improved.
The west says to China: Your political system is not appropriate.
The west says to China: Your market should be open to all.
China replies to the west: You bros know so much!? But if the balance of your body is destroyed by heat, you don't digest well, you know this? (of course the west doesn't get it, because it's a Chinese thing!----translator's notes)


The west says to China2:　

The west says to China: I give you food for one year, and you pay me back two of your fingers for that.
China replies to the west: what about next year?
The west says to China: Same thing next year. Your two fingers for 1-year food. I can guarantee you 5 years of food!
China replies to the west: then what after the 5 years?
The west says to China: oh my god you don't even want to keep your toes? That's great! That's why i always say you are democratic and have the best human rights record.

(the west says "what fingers i don't get you at all". well, you are putting huge amounts of corporations in China, giving out almost no salaries to those working-like-dogs, and leaving pollutions and taking away resources, that's our lost fingers, for the living. did we have an alternative choice to avoid this, when we have so many poor people struggling to survive? ------ translator's notes)



The west says to China3:

The west blahs to the public about "China Threat".
China says to the west: did or do i ever threaten you?
The west replies to China: when i can not threaten you as I wish any more, you become my biggest threat.

　　
The west says to China4:

The west says to China: The gear of your People's Liberation Army is developing too fast, far from enough to protect China itself. It will bring threat to the world.
China replies to the west: So what can we do to reassure you?
The west says to China: The best solution is to let PLA have whole new gears. Knives and spears are good for land forces, for technical navy you can have several cannons on the motor boats. As for air force,see since air fight is no more popular, Boeing and Airbus are good to use. China threat will no longer exists if you do these.
　　


In 1840, the west used their cannonade to let modern Chinese people start to suffer from outside.
In 1900, the west freely plundered China.
In 1953, we are not afraid of the west any more.

The two countries where our Torch Relay meets the biggest resistance, are the same two countries which bombarded China in 1840.

The countries that are most unhappy about Chinese human rights and freedom,are the same 8 countries which burned, killed, raped and robbed Beijing in 1900.

The countries talks the most about "China threat", are the same 16 countries which signed armistice agreement in 1953, along with 4 other countries which were enrolled indirectly.

For the past 500 years, the west lit up the flames of war times and times again. Today, the same west, will not to accept a Torch that stands for peace.



(my bf helped me to improve it too, he told me that westerners won't get it if i don't add the notes. )[/QUOTE]

翻译的好！给老外们好好看看. 中国容易嘛？！中国人容易嘛？！

写的真好

[quote name='stop2222']西方对中国说 1
　　
　　西方对中国说: 你的人民币要升值
　　西方对中国说: 你的人权记录要改善
　　西方对中国说: 你的政治制度是不合理的
　　西方对中国说: 你的市场要开放
　　中国对西方说: 兄弟们, 你们懂的真多啊! 不过人上火就会消化不良, 这个你知道吗?
　　
　　西方对中国说 2
　　
　　西方对中国说:我管你一年吃喝,做为交换,你要砍掉两根手指给我
　　中国说:那明年呢?
　　西方说:明年也一样,管一年吃喝,你交给我两根手指.我可保你五年吃喝不愁.
　　中国说:那五年以後呢?
　　西方说:天哪! 你连脚趾都不要了吗? 太好了! 所以我说, 你是最民主的, 人权记录是最好的.
　　
　　西方对中国说 3
　　西方对世界舆论大谈<<中国威胁论>>.
　　中国对西方说: 我威胁你们什麽了?
　　西方说: 当我再也不能随便威胁你的时侯. 你对於我来说就是最大的威胁.
　　
　　西方对中国说 4
　　西方对中国说: 解放军的军备发展太快, 已远超出自身防御所需了, 这会给世界带来威胁.
　　中国对西方说: 我们要怎麽做才能让你们放心呢?
　　西方对中国说: 最好的办法是让解放军全面换装, 陆军可配发大刀与长矛,
　　海军是技术兵种可以考虑在机帆船上架几门迫击炮, 至於空军吗, 现在是商务时代 不流行空战了, 买波音和空客的客机就好了. 如能照此办理, <<中国威胁论>>自消.
　　
　　1840那一年西方用舰炮让近代的中国人第一次感到了疼痛,
　　1900那一年西方实际拥有了在中国抢劫的自由.
　　1953那一年我们不再仰望西方.
　　
　　火炬传递遇到最大阻力的两个国家, 是1840年炮击虎门的那两个国家.
　　
　　对现今中国人权和自由最不满意的国家, 是1900年在北京烧杀抢劫的那八个国家.
　　
　　最喜欢讲<<中国威胁论>>的国家, 就是1953年在板门店与志愿军代表签署停战协定的那十六国, 及另外四个间接参与的国家.
　　
　　500年来, 西方在世界各地一次次点燃战争的烈炎. 500年後, 却不能容忍一支象徵和平的火炬[/QUOTE]